Anonymous: I made a drinking game at school, every time a teacher said pay attention I took a shot of Ciroc by the end of 5th period I got drunk and I had to stay in the bathroom cause I was laughing uncontrollably ...
The fact that you pulled it off is amazing.
Like now. So I can ride him til he faints. procrastination-master
Anonymous: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle
: strippers don't make that much by just stripping. you got that money from sucking dick.
Just because you’re too broke to tip strippers doesn’t mean everyone is.
And just because you can’t imagine a girl wanting to go near your shriveled little wiener without you having to pay her first means every woman sucks dick for money.
My cat sat next to my earnings from last night and told me she thinks your blog is boring, although it’s probably still more interesting than your life. Cheers!